- So there had to be a favorite column, right? There was.
One day, my editor walked over and asked, "Whatever happened to the Carol Doda sign?" That famous or infamous sign of the legendary beauty hung larger than life in front of the Condor Club in San Francisco's North Beach. Most noteworthy were the two blinking red lights on her chest. So I headed for San Francisco's striptease neighborhood and carefully began my investigation.
It turned out that the sign had been removed in two parts. A man from Sausalito bought the blinking top part. But Carol Doda's bottom was missing. I called her up and told her what I was doing. "I can't find your bottom," I informed her. And she replied without hesitation, "Well honey, I've been working out."
- So I'm done here, 70 years old and time to fade away.
Action Line will go on hiatus while the editors consider its future.
For me, every day becomes a Saturday.
- As Bob Hope used to say: Thanks for the memories.